Since making this post two strange things have happened.
Frist off I have not had a single view from the Netherlands. By outing the Dutch as followers of my blog they have run off, presumably from fear of reprisals from lovers of good prose.
Secondly the two people who I know follow my blog have not noticed I sneaked them into the post. Krish I even put your name in I couldn’t be any more obvious. Tejaswi, one of my favourite bloggers, didn’t pick up on the cat post reference. Your powers are waning old man!
I have learnt my lesson, followers of my blog are now guaranteed anonymity. Never will I even reveal that someone from your country follows me in case it is traced back to you.