I have to face facts I am not a George Clooney look alike. My wife has got over it so have it. I see myself more of a David Mitchell on a bad day. One person did suggest I looked like Timothy Spalding, I have cut that person out of my life.
As much as I try to delude myself I am fat, I drink and eat too much and I don’t exercise. I have finally started to do something about it. My fist plan was to just get rid of all our mirrors but instead I have stopped drinking alcohol on week days (apart from Fridays). I have also cut down takeaways from once a week to once or twice a month. I have now done this for four weeks and I’m not any thinner. I am more miserable. I’ve even tried drinking Ribena out of a wine glass to fool myself, but it didn’t work.