As a child, I was always told you can’t buy friendship. Such ideas were reinforced with the parable of the prodigal son, who as I’m sure you all know his friends vanished once his money ran out. Now I’m beginning to question this wisdom. We have all been plagued with offers of thousands of followers for a small fee on twitter. I know these are just bots but it has given me an idea.
I know have a plan to take this to the next level. For a reasonable monthly fee; I will like your posts on blogs, twitter and Facebook. Not only that I will comment and share said posts at no additional cost!
I realise I have been providing this service free for a number of years so I shall have to charge you retrospectively. Some of you I’m afraid owe me quite a bit. There will be no ‘mate’s rates,’ that would defeat the object.
If anyone wants me I will be busy preparing invoices.
Embracing the spirit of the age eh?
If after 6 months Twitter, Google or Virgin offer to buy you out you know you made the big time
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If they do I’ll give you a commission for first suggesting it, I will of course have to deduct your bill first.
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Naturally! (I will in turn deduct this cost from my income when submitting my accounts to HMRC…I used to work for its predecessor HMIT…lol)
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Oh dear you are ones of those….. Mind you I cant talk I started working life as a trainee accountant.
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But I am retired, so I don’t count anymore (didn’t while there, either)
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That’s pretty funny! You owe me a nickel for this like 😉
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You are only charging a nickle??? How dare you undercut me, I will have to start a twitter campaign that your likes are not as good as mine.
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Ha ha! That’s good ‘ol capitalism for ya 😉
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Kool idea, let me know if it works. Oh yes, let start a tab.
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I did you already owe me a lot. Just sign over the rights of your next four books and we will call it quits 😉
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You’ll be giving Eric’s a bad name … damn it you got in first!
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You can’t give an Eric a bad name.
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So I take it you’ll be in “charge” of this?
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of course 😉
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