I don’t understand how Christmas can only be a few weeks away. There must be some mistake it can’t possibly be that time again. I demand a recount, somebody has messed up the calendar. I’m sure once it’s looked at by experts it will be discovered it is in fact still October. Until the official announcement I suppose I should give some thought to presents. I wonder if my wife would like Sirius’s wand? I haven’t… I mean we haven’t got that one in our collection.