Don’t worry I’m not about to get you to join a pyramid scheme for selling dodgy diet pills. A friend at work has come up with a very clever wheeze. Instead of joining a diet club and paying subs, a group of us have all put £10 in to pot and the one who loses the greatest percentage of body weight by Easter wins the cash. So far it stands at £190
Now I have become very big, obese in fact so need to lose weight. More importantly I like gambling, so I want to win the cash. My plan is to cut my alcohol and sugar intake, stop living off crisps and jaffa cakes and exercise more. I might even eat some fruit. Being big I think it’s going to easier for me to lose the weight. At the time of writing this I’ve managed it for a week.
Apart from the money I do want to live a healthier lifestyle. I wouldn’t mind getting my sexy bum back either.
Any tips to help me win the cash?